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Uggs plus the Individuals Who Don Them
The weather conditions is
just not a element when it comes to fashion i've discovered. And these
Uggs or what i like to call :"moon boots" appear to present up no matter
temperature. I've seen them with the spring fashioned with skirts, or
inside the winter tucked into sweat pants. They are truly feel are only
worn due to the fad vogue.
They have got seemingly popped up just
about everywhere, i do not just affiliate them with the trendy girls i
see, strolling about malls. These are worn by preteens, and even a
number of mom's who no one has the heart to say definitely shouldn't be
sporting them. Unless i'm mistaken, and they take place to get quite
possibly the most relaxed parts of foot apparel to the current market.
Or have females all fallen underneath a consumer cult mentality.
For
my part, and i want to pressure that its my impression, and never which
they actually seem ridiculous. I wouldn't brain it if when worn, say
with pants where the pants are pulled in excess of the Uggs boots that
would be fine. But this is not the situation. Ladies go out of their
method to tuck them into their pants concerning show off the boots. They
have no style and design to them its simply just a substantial boot
that may be reminiscent of rubber rain boots, whom no person would be
caught lifeless donning.
Are we so vulnerable to Hollywood,
publications and media that individuals will dress in everything? Where
by does it stop? I might like to have females remark to me and explain
to me uncomplicated they bought it because they enjoy the comfort and
ease and heat that they obtain, and that its an excellent wanting
boot/shoe/hybrid piece of vogue.
For my part within the close to
distant long run, all people that personal them will likely be ashamed
which they ever wore them. Precisely the same way many of us experience
era to era with vogue fads. Many of us share similar "oh jeez" response a
person might have when seeing or referring to "bell bottoms." The topic
is always an awesome conversation with mothers and fathers or persons
from distinctive decades to discuss their vogue goof ups.
I
desired to carry consideration to this fashion wonder or in my eyes
blunder, as i am in disgust once i see a pair of Uggs strolling my way. I
jump for the conclusion which the lady who has them can be a Esq
persona. 1 who's spoiled, contains a pair of Dolce and Gabbana
sunglasses, normally has her hair died, and trimmed and certainly not
walks out of the house without a miniature model of what utilized to be a
pet dog. The type who would never be caught dead exterior the home
without, a manicure, or am i erroneous?
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Help! I've fallen underneath a consumer cult mentality and I can't get up. I know I shouldn't brain it or go out of my method, but my hair died and my eyes blunder. I want to pressure it is my opinion, all people that personal them should not be caught lifeless donning them...or am i erroneous?
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