Charlie Sheen, drunk and destructive? I can't believe it! I really thought he'd gotten it together after his punishment for...for...oh, that's right, he's never truly faced the consequences of his actions. I pity the poor celebrity who never gets to benefit from the lessons of the real world like the rest of us.
Then again, he may just have wanted to emulate every rock star who's ever trashed a room at the Plaza. Note to Sheen: You're not a rock star. You're a flabby sitcom actor with a blown septum and a penchant for shedding your dignity at every opportunity.
Still, would sobering up really make him a more useful human being? Discuss.
Update:
The
New York Post reports that Sheen was snorting cocaine with a prostitute before the police arrived. (Who hasn't?) Mr. Sheen's rep would not comment on the Post's claims, simply telling
Us Weekly: "What we are able to determine is that Charlie had an adverse allergic reaction to some medication and was taken to the hospital."
Of course, an allergic reaction. That explains it. That must have been one special medication he was taking. I've had allergic reactions myself but they've never caused me to trash a hotel room with a screaming naked hooker locked in the closet. I usually just get hives.
More sordid stories:
Charlie Sheen, The New York Times and Me
I Could Have Been in the Times!
Charlie Sheen Doesn't Need Rehab!Labels: alcoholism, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, kathcom, magick sandwich, Plaza Hotel, Two and a Half Men
