Gary Coleman Dead at 42

Who now will ask Willis what he's talking about?

Let's face it, you were a strange guy. A child star, yes, but soon enough a has-been and maybe a wife beater. But that will never be mentioned again. The slate's been wiped clean. All you had to do was die.

People who never knew you and couldn't care less about you when you were alive will come out of the woodwork to sing your praises. Half of them still think you're Webster. Let the lamentations and adulation commence!

You had great comic timing and I enjoyed your show way back when. That's it. (Also, I'm an atheist so I don't even believe I'm really talking to you right now.) Farewell, little buddy.