Can Wearing a Shirt Make You Gay?

Once again, your feckless reporter has made it onto the pages of Overheard in New York, with this tasty exchange:

Or I Should Stop Wearing Care Bear Tanktops

Suit #1: The girl I'm seeing, she likes to wear my shirts.
Suit #2: So?
Suit #1: I think she might be a lesbian.

--Park Place & Broadway
Overheard by: kathcom

I have one thing to say about this. While Overheard's title about Care Bear tank tops is a nice twist, I think the original meaning is much funnier. It seemed to me the guy was talking about the girl wearing one of his dress shirts, a button-down.

This is something that a girl will do when swanning about a guy's apartment. It avoids walking around naked or getting dressed in last night's togs to prepare for the walk of shame. It holds out the promise of more sex and it's supposed to look hot.

That this guy took it as a sign that she digs chicks is hilariously stupid on its own. It needs no embellishment. But, as always, New Yorkers say the darnedest things and I'm happy that this website captures that so well.