Things have been pretty quiet at Magick Sandwich headquarters. In keeping with New Year's tradition, I've resolved to fess up to what's been keeping me from blogging lately. Here is a partial list:
1. Watching Hoarders. Who knew that A&E could make bedbugs and flattened cats so appealing? It certainly makes me feel better about my clutter problem.
2. Reading magazines. They pile up quickly when I'm not paying attention.(See #1). Sometimes I even force myself to read The New Yorker before Us Weekly to make myself feel more, you know, learned.
3. Playing Spymaster. I really enjoy murdering other gamers with my Twitter spy ring. For some reason, this reminds me of a boss I had who always sat with his back to the wall because he was paranoid about being surprised by an assassin. I told him, "You have to be important to be assassinated. You'd just be killed."
So that's it, really. There are other things that take up my time, like reading books and sending movie reviews to my buddies on Netflix. I'm also plotting the demise of my neighbor, who plays bongos so badly he'd lose a talent contest to a one-armed deaf man having a seizure. Only an intense application of Ozzy can drown him out; I fear additional steps must be taken. Stay tuned!
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And the winner of the coveted Space Cat Award is:
thinkinfu for her most excellent caption for the
Santa Caption Contest:
" That's Santa Claus' evil brother Old Saint Dick."
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Happy 2010, everybody!
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