It figures that I'd make it to my 200th post on Magick Sandwich and have run out of ideas...or pissed them away, like Ole Saint Nick here.
So after toiling away trying to come up with a caption for my holiday greeting-- draining the cane; golden showers; fictional incontinence; too much milk drunk to hold it to the North Pole; ha ha I said pole; up on the rooftop piss, piss, piss etc.-- I've decided to lay it in your lap.
Down a couple eggnogs and take a crack at this nut. I'd appreciate it. I know there's a good joke in there somewhere. I just can't find it. Happy New Year, everybody! And please remember not to piss in your own boots. It may warm up your feet at first but there's always a price to pay.Labels: caption contest, kathcom, magick sandwich, saint nick peeing, santa, sarcasm