Don't get me wrong: I think it's great that Angelina Jolie is helping raise awareness of the plight of the Somalis. But do these refugees want to give her a bowl of rice?
Seriously, her wasted muscles are straining to keep her huge head from toppling off its stalk into the poor woman's lap. Maybe instead of the baseball cap, the U.N. could have her wear a drinking helmet like this:
Just replace the cola with one of those protein drinks made for the elderly and bedridden, like Ensure. A volunteer could follow her around and keep the hat filled at all times.
We could start a fund to bring food to her French chateau. We could call it The Great Cheeseburger Airlift of 2009. Come on, people. We can do this!
Très Jolie:
Angelina Jolie, Beautiful Freakshow
High Brow, Low Brow, Meet-me-in-the-Middle Brow
Labels: Angelina Jolie, celebrity, humor, kathcom, magick sandwich, sarcasm
