The rehabilitation of the Magick Sandwich laptop continues apace.
It is still in an induced coma while its operating systems and drivers are reinstalled, kind of like HAL9000 in reverse. If it starts singing "Daisy," I'm out of here.
While I wait for the revival sequence to complete, here's something we can all do to keep busy. As you may have heard, Bill Clinton secured the release of two detainees in North Korea. Depending on which news network you watch, this was either a great feat of statesmanship or a horrible con game which makes us beholden to Kim Jong-Il.
I think the old horn dog did good. So when I received an invitation from AlterNet to send a birthday card to Bill Clinton, I thought, "Why not?" I've always maintained that he was a good president and that his affair with Monica Lewinsky had no effect on that.
As I wrote, I realized I had some unfinished business to discuss with President Clinton. Here's my card.
I know, I know. This was an inappropriate sentiment for a birthday card but it had to be said. (And yes, Beavis and Butthead fans, I said "hard.") His image is tarnished and in need of rehab. How many superhuman feats it will take to get that bad taste out of our figurative mouths, I don't know. It may not seem like it, but I really love the guy and I can prove it. Just look at this photo booth shot from a long ago vacation in Las Vegas.
See? I told you. Keep on truckin', Bill. Save the world and maybe, just maybe, we'll finally let that blowjob slide.
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