It's summer camp time at HBDC--Humor Bloggers Dot Com. Since I've never been to camp before I've been hiding in a storage closet. I hear something scratching at the door. Just in case it's a raccoon, I'm staying in here. Raccoons will try to sucker you in with their cute little bandit masks and adorable little hands, but it's a trap. They will chew through your jugular in a heartbeat.
The one thing I heard as a teen from the kids who were lucky enough to go to camp was this: don't let someone put your hand in a bucket of warm water when you're asleep. They never told me what happens. I figured it had something to do with erections and/or peeing the bed, since that's what kids would consider hilarious. Okay, adults too.
I'm not really sure how to prevent this from happening, since you'd be asleep. Just in case it's about erections, try to have female genitalia. And to be on the safe side, don't drink anything for the whole week.
That's all I can tell you. You're probably better off reading Red Raider's survival tips. Then stop by ThinkinFyou for her tactics. Then bring me some Bactine, will you? I'm covered with skeeter bites in here. But I'm not thirsty. Don't give me any fluids no matter how much I beg.
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