Just when I'd given up on what to do with my life, this email which Magick Sandwich receives daily has given me the answer!
It's not that it has helped me choose a career. I'm just going to stare at it for the rest of my life. It's mesmerizing, isn't it? Like a lava lamp but with Freud instead of wax. Is it just me or do all Rorschach tests look like female reproductive organs?
Speaking of which, here's another idea that popped up in my mailbox recently.
Damn, I knew I should have had kids!
Luckily, there's more to see in my inbox. Are my stars aligned? Astrocenter wants to help me find how my birthdate and time have determined what I should do with my life.
Okay, but after I've killed all the astrologists--I interpret the stars in my own way--then what shall I do? Maybe I should take this online suggestion to help me cover my own tracks.
That just seems like so much work. I'd rather take advantage of my latest electronic inspiration.
Who's going to help me write my grant application for staring at the morphing Rorschach test?
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