Still More Quotes of the Day


I have nothing to say but it's okay. Here at Magick Sandwich, we plunder others' words for your edification and enjoyment. Today's first quote is a two-fer.



I am a proud non-reader of books. -- Kanye West

My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment! -- Kanye West

West is co-author of Thank You and You're Welcome, a 52 page, spiral bound book. I am a proud non-reader of his book.

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Hell is other people. -- Jean-Paul Sartre

Hell is being forced to read Sartre.

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Everything we are is at every moment alive in us. -- Arthur Miller

Uh-oh. I know some therapists who owe me a refund.

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All they want is to be loved and to feed on our waste. -- Jeff Goldblum

Flies must be proud that Goldblum, who played The Fly, condemns Obama's senseless killing of one of their brethren. I've put safety corners on my fly swatter. But I draw the line at a humane PETA member catcher. I call open season on those morons.

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I figure out the things that they like and then I threaten to hurt those things. -- Jerry Seinfeld

The guy who decreed "no hugs, no learning" on his TV show knows the best way to discipline his children. He should write a book.


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