Hollywood Breakup Shocker...Not!


I should've entered a betting pool on this one, if I knew people to bet with or had money to bet, or cared enough to bet.

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox have split up. BAG was already too old when he played a teen on the original Beverly Hills 90210. Megan Fox is the tattooed actress voted most likely to be the next Angelina Jolie. Personally, I don't think she's crazy enough. If I'm wrong, I hope she starts small, adopting puppies instead of kids.

BAG, I mean no disrespect to you. You bring a rugged quality to your role on that god-awful Terminator show. But, dude, she is way out of your league.

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