If the Popemobile happened to cut you off in traffic and you immediately gave him the finger, you, my friend, are a real New Yorker.
...ignore the parts of your white half that may make you want to lie to the country to start a war, watch New Orleans drown because you just don't give a damn, or use a fat white girl's cooter as a cigar holder.
My entire existence could be summed up in one phrase. And that is: If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.
I'm not a sex addict. I have never been to those meetings. It's not funny, and I'll be glad when it goes away.
I was very glad to know that I could quit. And one day, I will.
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