What is this product? It's a fine moist tobacco that you place beneath your upper lip. It comes in packets so there'll be no telltale tobacco leaves stuck between your expensive veneers. There's no need to spit, so no one will know you're dipping at your nephew's bar mitzvah. And no worries about spilling your spit cup on the center console of your Mercedes. It's like a Christmas miracle!
A friend of mine got caught by his dad once, who forced him to swallow it. The projectile vomiting cured him of the habit. I tried it myself a few times. I wanted to be the tough girl who'd pack in a chew, but it tasted like ass and I couldn't learn to spit without dribbling the juice down my shirt. Mouth cancer wasn't even a consideration.
But I don't think that would play to the demographic they're going for now. SNUS has been sold in Nordic countries like Greenland for years. Now Camel is test-marketing it in the U.S. I'm not naive; I know they don't really care who their end-users are. They're equal opportunity death-dealers. Their mission is simple: to create more addicts to replace the ones they've already killed. There'll be a whole new generation hopelessly devoted to chew.Labels: Camel SNUS, Greenland, kathcom, magick sandwich, mouth cancer, Olde English, sarcasm, Skoal, sucker files