It's official, people. I just got breaking news via email from two, count 'em, two unimpeachable sources that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. All together now: awwwww.
Both Us Weekly and E!Online have exclusively reported this heartbreaking story of love lost. Apparently, even the amazing tensile strength of a red yarn kabbalah bracelet could not keep this relationship from tearing asunder.
In happier news, Madge has scored season tickets to the new Yankee Stadium for herself and for unlimited future adoptive children she may seek to console herself with.
I for one do not know how I'm going to concentrate on the debate tonight.
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