This could absolutely be real news. (I love the new checklist for staffers to make sure it doesn't happen again.)
Leave it to the Onion to find a way to make me laugh at this rheumy-eyed, lizard-necked shit slinger. Especially when it involves McCain scratching like a hamster at the windows of the B.S. Express....
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