McCain Left on Campaign Bus Overnight



This could absolutely be real news. (I love the new checklist for staffers to make sure it doesn't happen again.)

Leave it to the Onion to find a way to make me laugh at this rheumy-eyed, lizard-necked shit slinger. Especially when it involves McCain scratching like a hamster at the windows of the B.S. Express....

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