I don't know about you but Monday Night Football is already getting a little boring. So I want to up the ante with some Monday Night Fatwa.
Recently, I went looking for the Danish cartoons that had gotten so many people's knickers in a twist three years ago. I remembered them having been pretty mild and more aggressively unfunny than anything else. I uploaded a few to Photobucket, which was not amused.
I'm not going to test the theory but I'm pretty sure Photobucket would have no problem with a pic of pubes sticking out of a banana hammock. Here's one that slipped past its censorial sensors:
See, that's not so bad! It's not like the one saying Muhammed is gay would have been so much worse. This next one was published in Canada.
Yes, that's Jesus and Muhammad (or Muhammed or Mohammed, depending on your spelling proclivities) making out. It's a two-fer! Just in case you think I'm on the fence about religion of any stripe, here's a picture of me.
I am truly an equal opportunity offender. What is the perfect gift for the girl who hates everything? A fatwa! After all, look what it did for Salman Rushdie.
Look at him: how else would he have a shot at getting laid by the fat grateful girl at the bar, let alone these women? That fatwa was the best thing that ever happened to him.
So show me some fatwa love. You know I deserve it. I might ask you to read some boring stuff but at least it'll never be as long as The Satanic Verses.
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Labels: Danish cartoons, fatwa, Fatwā, Islam, Jesus, kathcom, magick sandwich, Mohammed, Monday Night Football, Muhammad, Muhammed, Religion and Spirituality, Salman Rushdie, Satanic Verses
Yes, that's Jesus and Muhammad (or Muhammed or Mohammed, depending on your spelling proclivities) making out. It's a two-fer! Just in case you think I'm on the fence about religion of any stripe, here's a picture of me.
Look at him: how else would he have a shot at getting laid by the fat grateful girl at the bar, let alone these women? That fatwa was the best thing that ever happened to him.