It's that time again, when I've got lots of filler but nothing truly post-worthy. So here it is, another serving of fixins!
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I think Rudy Giuliani should buy a Porsche so he can say, "Hi, I'm Rudy and this is my 9-11." It would give him one more way to bring up his favorite topic.
Addendum: Why hasn't anybody protested that Porsche change the name of that model out of respect for the victims? Someone should get on that right away.
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T-shirt idea:
Front:
Don't hate me for drinking bottled water.
Back:
Hate me for selling crack to your kids.
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President Palin: Yeah, you know McCain's going to win and after some face-melting cancer, we'll end up with the gerund-dropping vagina minder in office. I think when it happens we should swap out the Oval Office for the set of Hee Haw. It'll make her presidential addresses seem more authentic. Of course, those Hee Haw guys would do a much better job.
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The Wall Street bailout isn't so strange. Millions of people use something every day to try for a bailout: it's called a lottery ticket. It's said that a person is more likely to be struck by lightning than to win the lottery. With the state of the world, getting hit by lightning might not be such a bad thing. I've tried standing with my ticket in a tin foil hat in the middle of a thunderstorm but that hasn't worked, either. I guess I have no luck at all.
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Well, that's all for today, boys and girls. I've got to get back on eBay and bid on more Lehman Brothers stuff.
Looks like I'm gonna need it.
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