I've won some awards and I'm not sure how to broach the subject. I'm thinking of Sally Field's Oscar speech back in 1985. Yeah, it was twenty-three years ago that she said "you like me" and we've never let her live it down since. So I'll keep this brief and focus on just one for now.
Don of Beyond Left Field has awarded me the distinction of the Hell Award for Evilness. Thank you, kind sir.
In fulfillment of my duties as queen, I shall travel the world geeking chickens and spreading penile acne. Upon my triumphal return, I shall commemorate my reign by digging up Levi McConnaughey's placenta and and eating it scrambled on toast.
But this title is not just about fun. As the standard-bearer for evilness, I am tasked with the selection of three (3) worthy recipients. If I should fall, they must carry on and repopulate the earth with evil clowns. (Oops, I jumped forward, didn't I? I skipped the Armageddon part. Oh well, better for you to find out on your own.)
Henceforth to be known as my evil consort:
Qelqoth, who boasts his own cult, and whose Gacy's Profile Goes Viral concerns an evil clown.
Moooooog35 of Mental Poo,who gives invaluable counsel in Dear Moog, My Boyfriend Smokes Sausage.
Angry Clown, who writes Fix the world, not likely with an anger which beneath the greasepaint must look like...well, anger.
I know you originated this award, AC, but I can't think of a more fitting recipient. Really, I can't. You're the original.
Labels: angry clown award, beyond left field, evil, funny, humor, kathcom, magick sandwich, Matthew McConnaughey, placenta, Sally Field, sarcasm, satire
