Yes, dear imaginary reader, I've been feeling Too Bummed to Blog, which should be listed in the DSM-IV. (If you don't know what the DSM-IV is, wiki it, okay? I don't have the will to explain.)
Then I checked my email and clicked on the Bill O'Reilly meltdown video from Funny or Die. The call to Police Dispatch about an officer being hit with an M&M is priceless, listed as Today's F'ed Up News Item. But the O'Reilly clip is pure audiovisual Prozac. I guarantee it will warm your cockles, wherever they may anatomically be. By the way, I've been meaning to ask you: when are you going to get around to washing those? They're starting to reek.
In fact, if you suffer from a mood disorder of any kind, I highly recommend signing up for the email newsletter of funnyordie.com. Of course, the Will Ferrell "Landlord" video is deservedly the site's most famous offering. But even the lame bits beat any spam from Nigeria or one of your buddy's latest computer virus warnings. ("Somebody checked it out on snopes.com, so it must be true!")
N.B. If you're still feeling down, maybe Bill's rant wasn't enough for you. In this case, I would prescribe Gawker's Top Ten Angry On-Camera Meltdowns, stat.If you're still depressed, call 911. I'm not a miracle worker.
